[He assumes this is all some elaborate prank set up by America, and refuses to fall for it! He's got it all figured out, after all:

Waking in a place that is not his home? Easy: He was moved in the night by that freakish alien. Stuck in a land that seems less than real, with music playing in the background? Why, it must be Disneyland of course!]

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